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He doesn’t like you boo, give it up.
He is the bagel loner’s furtire husband.
Furtire by Jwiwbdns December 1, 2021
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Furtigetical 

To be completely obsessed with one's self; to be narcissistic; to see one's self as better than one actually is.
The pastor was completely Furtigetical as he thought he was the most important person in the world.
Furtigetical by Sajak March 5, 2014
When your dumbass co-worker can't spell future.
Furture Loaner Vehicle
Furture by Shabonte January 5, 2020

Furtive Polar Bear 

A fiendish polar bear with a minigun that shoots out flaming kittens. Beware, he will steal your food.

In Tales of the Blode on rathergood.com, he was a prime antagonist.
Success which is acheived through hard work, perseverance, and the help of good friends.
Want nothing Furture Nothing. Furture my ass, I'm going to win the lottery.
Furture by SpgeBBSqPnts August 5, 2009
1. To be secretive or conspicuous.
2. A rather naughty Polar Bear commonly seen on B3ta dot com.
What are those two doing in the bushes over there? They look pretty furtive to me.
furtive by Canker June 3, 2003
an exprssion of stealth; secretive
furtive by BLED FOR DAYS December 3, 2002
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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