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When you just know you are better than fate, and irony and all that other predetermined or random nonsense that you just say 'Fuquet' chug some Wild Turkey and drive on into work. The world is yours to shit on, and you are above it all. The most self-important dumb bitch in county lock up with that big white ass that is screaming to get cracked open by the sisters.
Did you see that guy on the news? He got pulled for DUI on the drive to work. He told the cop 'it's ok, I'm on my way to the airfield, I'm the pilot'. Motherfucker just said Fuquet and did it live. Full send.
Fuquet by Karl Hungus February 17, 2023
Words you can keep
A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.

Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.
Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.

see also: Republican senators and congressmen.
Fuquetard by follywood48 July 3, 2009
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FUQUETTE 

FUQUETTE
fu·quette

(idiom) (noun) (verb)

FUQUETTE is about taking that leap of faith, facing your fears, and following your dream. It’s getting out of the house. It’s getting out of your head. It’s jumping in the car and going on a spontaneous road trip; doing something new and adventurous. It’s doing what you've always dreamed of doing and never looking back.

a way of life that’s all about following your passion, doing big things, pushing past resistance, and never settling. It’s doing that scary exciting thing your gut has been telling you to do.

lifestyle · attitude

used to declare your independence, resistance, or zero-fucks (but all the fucks) stance on a matter.

“He was tired of sitting around, waiting for that *never-going-to-happen* "magical moment when everything aligns perfectly and he's "finally ready", so he finally said, “FUQUETTE, I’m starting my own business.”

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FUQUETTE
fu·quette

how you pronounce it when your mom asks, “What’s that word on your t-shirt?”
“Just tell her, “It’s fancy, mom. It's pronounced "foo-quey” (OR "foo-ket" OR "few-kit” OR "foo-ket-tay”)

(It's really pronounced however you'd like to pronounce it.)

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FUQUETTE
fu·quette

A French-inspired lifestyle brand designed for go-getters, risk-takers, and adventure-seekers. A lifestyle brand designed for the bold.
"So, I've been talking about doing this thing for a while now, but it just hasn't felt like the right time. FUQUETTE, what am I waiting for? Life is short. Let's go."

"Volleyball tournament even though I've never played before in my life? FUQUETTE, I guess you've gotta start somewhere. I'm in."

"The past doesn't exist, the future doesn't exist. All that exists is now? FUQUETTE, I'm present af."
FUQUETTE by DROPUP June 26, 2022
Joe's been a real grouch since his wife got that new job... their fuquency must have gone way down.
fuquency by phuse August 19, 2010

Fuquative 

After I gave my notice at work, my boss started being fuquative towards me.

Geez, that store clerk is so fuquative. I just want to buy something from his shop.
Fuquative by Patriotchic September 28, 2010

fouquettarians 

Fouquettarians is the word used to describe the citizens of Mr.Fouquette's class.
The students of division 18, the year 2019-2020, Summit middle school.
A group of really fun 8th graders that can be very loud and chaotic sometimes.
"Omg did you know all the fouquettarians are a god in foosball?"
"Really?! "
"Yes! They have a foosball table in their class and they get to play with it every day!"
"Omg! They are so cool!"
fouquettarians by nmagsanpjrrsl April 1, 2020
holy fuque shes fuqueing ugly
fuque by cartman June 8, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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