Fuptic

An adjective negatively connotating that its noun is difficult. Is used in conjunction w/ the pronoun madigadoo.

Coons:Alright Jeff, you have ten graphing problems.
Jeff:That's such fuptic madigadoo. *does problems up to seven* OMG, this number isn't even!!!!
Coons:Quit hating fractions, you're bigger than they are.

by DoodooMan December 28, 2007

fucticious

(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.

Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.

He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.

"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."

by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010

Fupwich

A sandwich found under The folds of a fat upper pussy

The nurse was hungry so she ate the fupwich she found.

by Phyllis Bush October 3, 2021

Fupic

A word used to describe something amazing, or "epic" beyond conventional definition. Fuckin' epic. Pronounced, "Fuh-pic"

Yeah, I just saw Iron Man 3 with my roomate. It was just too fupic for me to handle.

by Black Oni May 8, 2013

Futiclish

a slang word with the same meaning as gay or lame

That party last night was really futiclish, especially since the cops showed up.

by Paul Clinzak November 5, 2009

horn faptic

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.

Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!

by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022

fustican

One who holds a large number of unfounded or poorly thought out opinions, especially on political or religious topics. Basically a gullible know-it-all.

My brother is a fustican; he never has good reasons for what he says.

by landis_1 September 16, 2008