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Fortication 

Like fornication but inside of a fort or fort-like structure.

eg. Blanket fort, tree house, refrigerator box, etc.
Michelle: I hear Steve and Andrea are building a fort instead of coming out tonight.
Leanne: Oh yeah? Sounds like they'll be into some serious fortication this weekend.
Michelle: Truth. If the refrigerator box is a rockin, don't come a knockin.
Fortication by incufilter November 14, 2016

fistication

Female Masturbation where her gash is so big she can have her lady lips up to her elbow
"Your chucked, now it's time for some fistication"

fustigation 

A super awesome alternative-punk band from Northern California, based in Willits. They have Thomas Kovilakath on Guitar and lead vocal, Jacob Martin on Bass, Sugarbunny on drums, and Dustin Meinecke on keyboards and other vocal. They're pretty cool, check out their website, www.fustigation.net
Hey girl, I'd love to help you cheat on your boyfriend, but I have to go see Fustigation play, and buy their new CD, "At least it has Sharp edges"
fustigation by Jaustin April 7, 2005

Funicational 

fan and edicational AT THE SAME TIME
that planaterium trip was funicational
Funicational by babylover November 9, 2009

futilation 

The process of discouraging and thwarting anyone who attempts to improve things.
I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing in Congress, but the one thing they excel at is futilation.
futilation by Cynicool April 1, 2017

Fistication

Sentenced to death by means of fisting the asshole.
In the news today nathan neely will be put to death by Fistication.
Fistication by Dadpool90 January 25, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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