Funticipation 

Precariously juggling/ tying to avoid seeing your in-laws in the hallway while running from door to door . Analgous to Shaggy and Scooby being chased by a ghost in the haunted mansion.

While visiting Bob and Peg, most mornings are chock-full of Funticipation.

fun, anticipate, insane, inlaws, shaggy

Funticipation by AndySchreck December 1, 2011

punticipation

1. The feeling of waiting for others to process the brilliance of your pun.
2. The feeling of suspense you experience after you set someone up for a punny joke.

Nerd: Did you hear that our chemistry teacher died?
Geek: That's sad... Where did they barium?
Nerd: Finally! I tried setting that joke up with five other people and the punticipation's been killing me.
Geek: I zinc you argon-na have to learn some less nerdy jokes.
Nerd: Mind your own bismuth.
Geek: Okay, that's enough.

punticipation by axoff March 3, 2011

Finticipation 

A sleeping condition whereby subjects get little to no sleep prior to a badass fishing trip. While present weeks and even months prior to a trip, the condition is most prominent the immediate night prior to fishing. Assuming the correct amount of whiskey, beer, Red Bull, sandwiches, potatoes chips, cocaine, marijuana, Swedish red fish, tobacco, coffee, Prozac and Xanax are consumed, the condition has little to no effect on the actual fishing itself. Good remedies include ample amounts of fish porn to ease the mind during an episode.

Dude, I didn’t sleep at all last night from finticipation. Good thing we have all this whiskey and blow.

Finticipation by CO_Fisherman July 13, 2019

farticipation 

to fart out loud in front of a bunch of people.

- prrrrrrffffffff
- Nice farticipation, Billy!

farticipation by Laggarto April 18, 2014

franticipation 

frantic anticipation

He was looking forward to his own wedding with franticipation.

franticipation by linguiste October 20, 2009

Fanticipation

The feeling of looking forward, usually excitedly or eagerly, to the oscillating fan swinging back to blow in your direction.

Johnny waited with great fanticipation as the sweat dripped from his balls.

Fanticipation by voets May 18, 2009

franticipation 

the act of waiting frantically with a mixture of frustration and anticipation for your computer to download/load the application/software you await with excitement

I sat, with growing franticipation, as my computer's timer ticked away.

franticipation by abulafia July 10, 2010