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fuck my pussy till i cum

i want Ayden to fmptic

fmptic by xiomara harris January 2, 2023

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Fmtic

Fuck me till i cum

Baby i want you to fmtic!

Fmtic by Freaky Batman November 4, 2018

Related Words

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fmticw

Fuck me til I can't walk

Girl 1: man that guy is so hot

Girl 2: yeah I want him to fmticw

Girl 1: Same 😩

fmticw by JustSomeGirlyoudontneedtoknow February 5, 2023

FMTIC

"Fuck me till I cry". An exclamation of extreme displeasure

*lighting board isnt working*
"FMTIC!!! ......oops sorry guys, that was big kid Dan talking."

FMTIC by beherenow August 29, 2011

horn faptic

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.

Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!

horn faptic by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022

faptical insertion

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate

(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier

faptical insertion by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016

Fuptic

An adjective negatively connotating that its noun is difficult. Is used in conjunction w/ the pronoun madigadoo.

Coons:Alright Jeff, you have ten graphing problems.
Jeff:That's such fuptic madigadoo. *does problems up to seven* OMG, this number isn't even!!!!
Coons:Quit hating fractions, you're bigger than they are.

Fuptic by DoodooMan December 28, 2007

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026