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Baby i want you to fmtic!
Fmtic by Freaky Batman November 4, 2018
Girl 1: man that guy is so hot

Girl 2: yeah I want him to fmticw

Girl 1: Same 😩
"Fuck me till I cry". An exclamation of extreme displeasure
*lighting board isnt working*
"FMTIC!!! ......oops sorry guys, that was big kid Dan talking."
FMTIC by beherenow August 29, 2011

horn faptic 

The state of being single and horny to the Nth degree, where the only way not to fap is to restrain yourself.
Person 1 during No Nut November: HELP!! BRING HANDCUFFS! I do be gettin HORN FAPTIC!

Person 2: Be right over!
horn faptic by Tf2_Kid November 8, 2022

faptical insertion 

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate
(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier
An adjective negatively connotating that its noun is difficult. Is used in conjunction w/ the pronoun madigadoo.
Coons:Alright Jeff, you have ten graphing problems.
Jeff:That's such fuptic madigadoo. *does problems up to seven* OMG, this number isn't even!!!!
Coons:Quit hating fractions, you're bigger than they are.
Fuptic by DoodooMan December 28, 2007