Futiclish 

a slang word with the same meaning as gay or lame

That party last night was really futiclish, especially since the cops showed up.

Futiclish by Paul Clinzak November 5, 2009

futilise 

To use an item so inappropriate for the require task that it either causes damage or makes the task impossible to complete.

Example #1: I futilised my teeth to cut the lawn today.
Example #2: I futilised tap water to clean my turned-on camera's lens...

futilise by T-B May 12, 2008

fudsiclish 

having a strong feeling or desire to consume fudsicle(s).

im feeling fudsiclish!

fudsiclish by thomas Bently April 5, 2007