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Funtter is a word which is commonly used in glasgow and in stirling which means to do something funny and reckless while sharing the moment with other people at the same time
We stole a golf buggy and it was really good funtter

Yesterday I went to the pub and we enjoyed some funtter

We got drunk and woke up in Las Vegas and I had a broken leg that was some good funtter
Funtter by #1GOD October 21, 2014
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A person who is a maritime ferry fanatic to the point where they make it their mission to hunt ferries, otherwise known as a Funter.
Dylan is such a Funter! He takes he days off to go ride every ferry in the system. Nerd!
Funter by DJNUSAF May 21, 2016

Del tha Funkee Homosapien 

old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes
Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type
To fondle ones genitals, usually the testicles and scrotum, while tonguing the anus.
Lucy came over the other night, and I could not believe my luck when she got down on her knees and began to funtle me like a pro. I think she has a lot of experience from the Funtle social network. Her pussy looked like a roast beef sandwich. I think I'm gonna get myself tested now though because it burns whenever I drop a deuce.
funtle by skank-a-holic July 11, 2011
Hells yeah last night I had funzee with the most ridiculous sexy redhead squirter….
Funzee by Msginge July 16, 2021

funtertainment 

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.
Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.
funtertainment by mvolfman March 21, 2010
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