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A very disappointingly slushy or frozen solid layer of snow that sounds like a fun, exciting, and anxiously awaited snow day thanks to the weather report but turns to be very nothing like poofy white snow of the movies.
Reporter: "We're expecting six to ten inches of FUNTER STHNOW
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Dude: The weather man forgot to mention this "Funter Snow" mean 'pure ice'!!!
Funter by AlessandroTarzan February 18, 2011
an ugly female with a lack of breasts and very small nips.
also boy hair (cropped)
geraldine was a right funter. all manly and lezzy like!
funter by rolab June 3, 2005

muddy funter

Local version of "Muddy Funster" MoFo
a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"
The muddy funter cut me up at the lights
muddy funter by Kevv ww September 6, 2006

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
Funtter is a word which is commonly used in glasgow and in stirling which means to do something funny and reckless while sharing the moment with other people at the same time
We stole a golf buggy and it was really good funtter

Yesterday I went to the pub and we enjoyed some funtter

We got drunk and woke up in Las Vegas and I had a broken leg that was some good funtter
Funtter by #1GOD October 21, 2014

jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.
"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."
jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014