Noun; user of an internet message board who consistently abuses the ability to change the font one's message is displayed in, often rendering the text unreadable. More often than not a newbie.
A person, generally between the ages of 18 and 20, who has begun college but still has the mentality of a high schooler. They generally don't recognize the amount of responsibility that they have, and still find joy in everything. Some may also may be life wreckers because of their lack of regard for anyone but themselves.
1. An individual who lacks the motor coordination necessary to play Halo or Halo 2 with competent ability.
2. One who inserts inanimate objects into his or her anus.
3. A homosexual.
>be in pre-school
>have a girl who I sort of have a crush on
>have nap time every day
>one day during nap time I lay next to her
>neither of us sleep and I fenter her mouth the whole time
>after nap time go to play in a tent at the pre-school
>finger he mouth some more in there.
>do this many times
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).