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To fondle ones genitals, usually the testicles and scrotum, while tonguing the anus.
Lucy came over the other night, and I could not believe my luck when she got down on her knees and began to funtle me like a pro. I think she has a lot of experience from the Funtle social network. Her pussy looked like a roast beef sandwich. I think I'm gonna get myself tested now though because it burns whenever I drop a deuce.
funtle by skank-a-holic July 11, 2011
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A social network to find loose women in Arkansas who like to get funtled.
Cletus: Hi, I found that you on Funtle and was wondering if you wanted to hookup.
Earlene: I'm always DTF, come over and funtle me right now!
funtle by mehmetsen June 14, 2011
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Funtle • Funtley • funcle • funkle • fungle • furtle • fungled • Fauntleroy • Funglers • funter
Something that one does to a cunt. Highly inappropriate in certain situations
man: I am going to funtle her cunt so hard.
Funtle by Bnfbnggbfg September 3, 2009
funtle, driven from the word fun, is an online social interest-driven network project started in summer 2009 by two UALR Ph.D. students Fatih Shen and Mehmet Shen. It is considered as a platform where like-minded people are getting socialized around mutual interests.
www.funtle.com
funtle by fatihsen January 9, 2011
Funtter is a word which is commonly used in glasgow and in stirling which means to do something funny and reckless while sharing the moment with other people at the same time
We stole a golf buggy and it was really good funtter

Yesterday I went to the pub and we enjoyed some funtter

We got drunk and woke up in Las Vegas and I had a broken leg that was some good funtter
Funtter by #1GOD October 21, 2014
A person who is a maritime ferry fanatic to the point where they make it their mission to hunt ferries, otherwise known as a Funter.
Dylan is such a Funter! He takes he days off to go ride every ferry in the system. Nerd!
Funter by DJNUSAF May 21, 2016

Fontlebury 

Someone who can't just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. A fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point.
Mike: Yo playa, you get my email?
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.
Fontlebury by Snake McJake January 30, 2008
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