Funston

The state of nudity in which a person is only naked from the waist down.

"I like this guys style, it's like Winnie the Pooh. "

"Oh yea, he's going Funston."

by carpwrist April 21, 2010

Filthy Funston

Someone in a football pool or fantasy league who, with no consideration to anyone else, always waits until the last minute to get his picks turned in or to set his lineup.

That Filthy Funston is fucking us again. Has anybody heard from Funston? Do you know Funston's phone number.Tell funston to pull his head out of his ass and join us in the real world.

by Rick Schell October 20, 2007

Funston Challenge

A competition in which two or more athletes attempt to eat their own body weight in deep-fried, artery-clogging food.
The winner is the last competitor who eats the most, or in the event of a tie, is the quickest finisher. Salad results in
Immediate disqualification.

two people attempting to each consume a five pound burger with fries is a Funston Challenge.

by Bbug January 25, 2013