Fumpt 

A big black bitch

That fumpt could use a treadmill

Fumpt by P Ennis 234 July 7, 2019

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021

gorrest fump 

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.

Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump

gorrest fump by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

FUMTU 

F*cked Up More Than Usual. Military acronym for the second level of badness, worse than SNAFU but not as hopeless as FUBAR.

Is the economy snafu, fumtu, or fubar?

FUMTU by Joe Horn January 19, 2004

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.

Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!

Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

frumptable 

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...

frumptable by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007

flumptacious 

flumptacious is a word that describes plus sized rapper, lizzos booty. not to be confused with the word flumpatious.

when lizzo twerks, you may indeed hear someone say “wow lizzo, your ass sure is flumptacious.”

flumptacious by anal lease January 4, 2020