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A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
by Luke and Dennis June 01, 2006
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.
Forrest Gump will kick your ass.
by fork82 October 16, 2011
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The best movie ever made. It stars TOm Hanks as Forrest Gump, a man with a 75 point IQ who although isn't smart, is amazing and achieved much more than you probably will in you entire lifetime. No offense! Also, If Forrest Gump was a real person and could speak faste/dress better, he could most likely be the president we've ever had.

I seriously think you should watch the movie!!!
Forrest Gump is the best movie I have ever seen. I must buy it ASAP and watch it all the time, and possibly quote it in front of ppl who know where the quote is from but havent seen the movie so they cant laugh and only be bitter that they dont get it.
by francesface October 16, 2008
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A man with a low IQ and a big heart.
You: Sarah Palin was really smart.

Me: Forrest gump is both smarter and more charismatic than the entire Palin family.
by Martin 'The Madman' October 03, 2011
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Someone who sits down with you when you are out someone that you dont want there.
Man sits next to you at a bar, you say "hey forrest gump, cant sit here"
by Stinky McStink Face January 22, 2011
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