Fumpter

What a girl gets after having sex when her vagina and asshole become one

Man, that's the smelliest fumpter i've ever seen.

by Tylerticklefingers January 9, 2011

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

by Minzus February 1, 2021

Fumptruckery

A SFW (Safe For Work) definition of what Donald Trump is doing to the country.

The recent unconstitutional ban on immigrants from seven predominantly Muslim countries is an example of the Fumptruckery that Donald Trump is putting in place.

by chaoticmoth February 11, 2017

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

frumpterable

dressing in comfy loose clothing; a rising trend of wearing simple, basic, perhaps too loose pieces of clothing and not care about it.

Restrictive tops are the #1 enemy of a frumpterable lifestyle.

by Rashbash May 9, 2014

fumperdink

N. a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person. A bumbling idiot.

Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:

by 123025lci October 10, 2019

fumper

fumper - when you date a girl that is really hot just to get inside of her pants, then you break up with her

mike - hey bro this girl is bangin and she likes me but I don't want to go out with her

Timmy - yeah I got you do what I always do "fumper"

mike - "fumper" ?

Timmy - yeah it's when you date a girl just to get in her pants then you break up with her after you do. hence the name "fumper"

by transformersfiend411 August 13, 2009