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The act of "wrestling" with a pillow while lying in bed, generally done as an attempt to get comfortable or out of frustration when one is unable to sleep
Dude, last night I must've fumpled for an hour before I could get to sleep
Fumple by GilesFletcher August 30, 2009
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Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!
You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!
Fumbled the bag by hoodigan June 4, 2021
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Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink 

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink by Minzus February 1, 2021

Fatal fumble 

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked
I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.
Fatal fumble by Summerbees May 24, 2011

Fumblemickdumbderkins 

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot
That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.
When one is given a romantic or sexual chance with another and somehow messes up
He was giving really obvious hints that he liked her! How could she like him back but be unable to tell? She fumbled.
Fumble by nolivesmatterdumbo May 28, 2023

fumble the bag 

ted and bob let exams get to them this year, they continued to fumble the bag and y’all hate to see it.
fumble the bag by fumbletumble December 18, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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