Fumple

The act of "wrestling" with a pillow while lying in bed, generally done as an attempt to get comfortable or out of frustration when one is unable to sleep

Dude, last night I must've fumpled for an hour before I could get to sleep

by GilesFletcher August 30, 2009

Fumbled the bag

When you got a good looking girl that was down for you, but you fuck it up and now she don’t want you back!

You had her, but you lost her?? You fumbled the bag bruh!

by hoodigan June 4, 2021

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

by Minzus February 1, 2021

Fatal fumble

Dropping a phone or tech gadget only to pick it up and find out it just ain't the same. It's broke. cracked screen damaged phone bricked

I'm so pissed at her cause she bumped into me and made me do a fatal fumble.

I'm only using this phone cause I had a fatal fumble with my other one.

by Summerbees May 24, 2011

Fumblemickdumbderkins

A big word used to describe an even bigger idiot

That fumblemickdumbderkins is the worst person I've met.

by ItsRedGrover December 13, 2021

Fumble

When one is given a romantic or sexual chance with another and somehow messes up

He was giving really obvious hints that he liked her! How could she like him back but be unable to tell? She fumbled.

by nolivesmatterdumbo May 28, 2023

fumble the bag

when you majorly fuck up something

ted and bob let exams get to them this year, they continued to fumble the bag and y’all hate to see it.

by fumbletumble December 18, 2019