fumblecunt

A fumblecunt is someone who don't care about anyone but themselves and is rude turds anyone's feelings and don't care if someone gets hurt, so basically a major asshole

"Omg he's been being such a fumblecunt lately, he's so insensitive"

by PrettyBunny January 25, 2017

Fumblecunt

A lady wanker,one who flicks her bean on a regular basis.
A female that loves to fumble with her genitalia and is quite an arsehole in daily life.

My friend is such a fumblecunt,she never leaves it alone the dirty minger....

by PaulineWilberforce May 7, 2020

fumblecunt

A vagina that is always dropping things.

That girl's fumblecunt just broke my favorite teacup.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.

Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?

by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021

Mumblecunt

A person who insists on engaging others in lengthy conversations whilst simultaneously speaking with a total disregard for both diction and appropriate use of volume. In effect taking the act of simply mumbling and elevating it, by way of conversational persistence, to a level of cuntishness. Therefore becoming referred to as a mumblecunt.

Hey Dave we should get going, Terry's coming this way and he's a right fucking mumblecunt.

by RatBikeNate November 30, 2020

fumblebunt

1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.

2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)

3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.

2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"

3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."

Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017

rumblecunt

An individual inclined towards fighting and violence. One who is excessively belligerent or bellicose.

Kublai Khan: "Prepare for death, dear subject"
Dying subject: "Screw you, you egregious rumblecunt"

by Zorns_Lemma_ December 3, 2013