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fumblebunt 

1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.

2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)

3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.
2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"

3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."

Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."
fumblebunt by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017
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kaden fumblebottom

A ROBLOX youtuber/ myth hunter who is Creative Director for the Flamingo YouTube Channel.
Kaden Fumblebottom: here's a list of 100+ myths albert.
albert (flamingo) : dude your the best
kaden fumblebottom by Nexasphere September 7, 2020

fumblebutt 

A person who is overcome by shyness around a potential mate that causes that person to fumble and make an idiot of his or her self often.
He was such a fumblebutt on our first date.
fumblebutt by Betharoo January 6, 2009

fumblecunt 

A fumblecunt is someone who don't care about anyone but themselves and is rude turds anyone's feelings and don't care if someone gets hurt, so basically a major asshole
"Omg he's been being such a fumblecunt lately, he's so insensitive"
fumblecunt by PrettyBunny January 25, 2017

Fumblecunt 

A lady wanker,one who flicks her bean on a regular basis.
A female that loves to fumble with her genitalia and is quite an arsehole in daily life.
My friend is such a fumblecunt,she never leaves it alone the dirty minger....

fumblecunt 

A vagina that is always dropping things.
That girl's fumblecunt just broke my favorite teacup.
fumblecunt by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
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