Mumblecunt

A person who insists on engaging others in lengthy conversations whilst simultaneously speaking with a total disregard for both diction and appropriate use of volume. In effect taking the act of simply mumbling and elevating it, by way of conversational persistence, to a level of cuntishness. Therefore becoming referred to as a mumblecunt.

Hey Dave we should get going, Terry's coming this way and he's a right fucking mumblecunt.

by RatBikeNate November 30, 2020

Mumblecunt

"When a person makes minimal effort to sing along to a song on the communal radio. It is loud enough to hear, but not clear enough to distinguish the words, therefore this person is the most irritating in the office environment.

"Going to have to put my headphones in to try to avoid the mumblecunts"

by KittyKatPryde June 7, 2019

mumblecrust

A toothless beggar or homeless man.

A mumblecrust shouted something at me today, but I didn't understand him.

by Reubenalexander July 5, 2011

Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.

Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?

by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021

mumblepants

girls' pants so tight that you can see the lips moving but you can't hear what they're saying

woah! look at the mumblepants on her!

by jonny notions October 12, 2005

rumblecunt

An individual inclined towards fighting and violence. One who is excessively belligerent or bellicose.

Kublai Khan: "Prepare for death, dear subject"
Dying subject: "Screw you, you egregious rumblecunt"

by Zorns_Lemma_ December 3, 2013

Dumblecunt

Basically a Harry Potter way of calling someone a dumb cunt. Dumbledore + Cunt

Lexi: Damn, Horry Frotter is so hot! I’m such a fan of the movie!

Taylor: It’s Harry Potter you dumblecunt!

by Vixenne May 30, 2018