grease squeaker

A high pitched fart that leaves behind an oily residue.
After I let loose a grease squeaker I had to throw away my underwear.
by Hlalakar June 07, 2020
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I can breath just fine

What a white person might say after interacting with the police.
I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.
by Hlalakar June 08, 2020
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Tourmaline

A magical class of complex borosilicates that can't wait to straighten your hair, gauge your pressure, adorn your bling, or fuck you up the ass.
The electrical properties of tourmaline make it great for pressure guages, and it feels great crammed into my balloon knot.
by Hlalakar June 25, 2020
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taint wafer

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
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gender roles

A small individual loaf of bread that may considers itself to be male, female, or neither.
It doesn't matter if you don't believe that kaiser gender roles are women. Using their preferred pronoun is just the polite thing to do.
by Hlalakar June 06, 2020
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menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas
Gestonia's government is a menarche.
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Arctite

A rare colorless transparent mineral with the chemical formula of Na2Ca4(PO4)3F and found only in the Kola peninsula of Russia. Commonly mistaken for a fire type pokemon.
I was really lucky to find such an inexpensive arctite specimen.
by Hlalakar June 28, 2020
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