Hlalakar's definitions

Ellipses

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When writing I indicate a long pause in dialogue with ellipses.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

Arctite

A rare colorless transparent mineral with the chemical formula of Na2Ca4(PO4)3F and found only in the Kola peninsula of Russia. Commonly mistaken for a fire type pokemon.

I was really lucky to find such an inexpensive arctite specimen.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

gremping

Shoving each arm into a dog's ass up to the elbow, then using the dogs as melee weapons.

If someone ever breaks into my house I'll use gremping to drive them off.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

gender roles

A small individual loaf of bread that may considers itself to be male, female, or neither.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe that kaiser gender roles are women. Using their preferred pronoun is just the polite thing to do.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

fallopian tuba

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

by Hlalakar May 26, 2020

autunite

A form of autistic mica composed of hydrated calcium uranyl phosphate.

I have to avoid sarcasm around my autunite specimens because they just don't get it.

by Hlalakar June 24, 2020