Hlalakar's definitions

death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

fleth

A hair growing out of a woman's clitoris.

Morgan winced as she used tweezers to pluck her fleth.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

gremping

Shoving each arm into a dog's ass up to the elbow, then using the dogs as melee weapons.

If someone ever breaks into my house I'll use gremping to drive them off.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

gender roles

A small individual loaf of bread that may considers itself to be male, female, or neither.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe that kaiser gender roles are women. Using their preferred pronoun is just the polite thing to do.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

fallopian tuba

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

by Hlalakar May 26, 2020

dildonot

A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.

After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

incest

A small six legged arthropod that has sex with close family members.

I saw an incest plowing his sisters.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020