Hlalakar's definitions

kumpswarped

When you are getting fisted in the ass, but then they grab a hold of something and pull you inside out.

After my boyfriend kumpswarped me I spent 3 weeks in the ICU.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

fumblecunt

A vagina that is always dropping things.

That girl's fumblecunt just broke my favorite teacup.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

taint wafer

perineal dandruff

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

cuntcussion

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Menards

My testicles

He kicked me in menards.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020