by Hlalakar June 07, 2020
I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.
by Hlalakar June 08, 2020
A magical class of complex borosilicates that can't wait to straighten your hair, gauge your pressure, adorn your bling, or fuck you up the ass.
The electrical properties of tourmaline make it great for pressure guages, and it feels great crammed into my balloon knot.
by Hlalakar June 25, 2020
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
It doesn't matter if you don't believe that kaiser gender roles are women. Using their preferred pronoun is just the polite thing to do.
by Hlalakar June 06, 2020
Gestonia's government is a menarche.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
A rare colorless transparent mineral with the chemical formula of Na2Ca4(PO4)3F and found only in the Kola peninsula of Russia. Commonly mistaken for a fire type pokemon.
by Hlalakar June 28, 2020