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A small color changing lizard who bottoms for the Geico Gecko.
I saw Anole getting plowed in the cloaca by that insurance reptile.
by Hlalakar August 19, 2020

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A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas
Gestonia's government is a menarche.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

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A town in Washington which is the perfect place to get fucked to death by a horse.
I decided to make my suicide as unusual as possible, so I'm sneaking into some stables in Enumclaw.
by Hlalakar June 28, 2020

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When writing I indicate a long pause in dialogue with ellipses.
by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

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A dangerous dildo never intended to actually be used.
After mistaking a dildonot for her regular sex toy, Mary accidentally gave herself a prolapsed uterus.
by Hlalakar June 06, 2020

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When you are getting fisted in the ass, but then they grab a hold of something and pull you inside out.
After my boyfriend kumpswarped me I spent 3 weeks in the ICU.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

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A small six legged arthropod that has sex with close family members.
I saw an incest plowing his sisters.
by Hlalakar June 06, 2020

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