fetus

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

cunt rumble

A loud, low pitched queef.

Rachael's cunt rumble was so loud it made me jump.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

menarche

A system of government where the people are ruled by bleeding vaginas

Gestonia's government is a menarche.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Rawlins

An eerie, creepy town in the middle of Wyoming that looks like it keeps the SCP foundation very busy.

My brother was never the same after spending a night in Rawlins.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

straight tiktok

A heterosexual analog watch or clock.

My timepiece asked me not to jack off in front of him because he's a straight tiktok.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 07, 2020

cuntcussion

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020