Hlalakar's definitions

chigger

1. A mite from the Trombiculidae family.
2. A mixed race person with both Chinese and African ancestry

1. I went camping and woke up the next morning covered in chiggers.
2. I don't know if that chigger should be picking cotton or working on the railroad.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

humbucker

A word that sounds really dirty, but which actually refers to a double coil guitar pickup.

I just bought a new humbucker and it works great.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Assload

A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.

I drank an assload of soda last night.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Ellipses

...

When writing I indicate a long pause in dialogue with ellipses.

by Hlalakar June 27, 2020

Anole

A small color changing lizard who bottoms for the Geico Gecko.

I saw Anole getting plowed in the cloaca by that insurance reptile.

by Hlalakar August 19, 2020

Menards

My testicles

He kicked me in menards.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020