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dumblecunt

Originally spawned from distaste over the replacement of the original actor who played the lead wizard in the popular set of books by JK Rowling. Richard Harris (RIP) WAS Dumbledore, but Gambon is DumbleCunt! Now used as an insult to anyone who is a total knucklehead.
Stop being a proper Dumblecunt!

You are such a Dumblecunt!

Oi, Dumblecunt!
dumblecunt by GiBweiser February 1, 2008

Dumblecunt

When you are such a sick fuck perv that you give a woman the choice of nicknames Matturbation and Harry Frotteur to choose from.
That's right the Dumblecunt admitted to enough dirty shit on a tape that I possess that he can't sue me for defamation by calling him Harry Frotteur or Matturbation. Hahahahaha what a Dumblecunt
Dumblecunt by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.
Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?
Bumblecunt by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021
A term of derision (or endearment) formed by joining the word "dumb" and the word "cunt" into a descriptive noun. The term is NOT gender specific, although it is most commonly directed at males, by other males (esp. in Australia).
So then I asked specifically for "nothing else but a single Big Mac, please", and then this dumbcunt asks me if I wanted "just the burger, or the meal deal". What a douche.

Pass me another beer ya dumbcunt!
dumbcunt by shithey November 4, 2008

Dirty Dumbcunt

To be put down in an offensive manor worse than that of a cunt. More stupid than a donkey or a suit wearing to summadayze cronnie. And as pungent as the worse case of toe rott from the west african region of Tunisia. To be known as a Dirty Dumbcunt would be an insault worthy of the lowest of scumbags in the dirtiest of company. Or Hawthorne suporters.
"Jimmy your mums on the phone you Dirty DumbCunt"
Dirty Dumbcunt by Mikes goats cheese February 15, 2006

Mumblecunt 

A person who insists on engaging others in lengthy conversations whilst simultaneously speaking with a total disregard for both diction and appropriate use of volume. In effect taking the act of simply mumbling and elevating it, by way of conversational persistence, to a level of cuntishness. Therefore becoming referred to as a mumblecunt.
Hey Dave we should get going, Terry's coming this way and he's a right fucking mumblecunt.
Mumblecunt by RatBikeNate November 30, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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