Definitions by KrustyKreatorofKaos
Mississippi Fart Stopper
Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.
Mississippi Fart Stopper by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022
Golden Rainbow
golden rainbow; noun; When two members of the male gender, typically of similar height, stand back-to-back and urinate in opposite directions.
“Hey man, I’m super high right now.”
“Yeah, man, me too.”
“You wanna get naked and make a golden rainbow?”
“I don’t know what that means but alright.”
“Yeah, man, me too.”
“You wanna get naked and make a golden rainbow?”
“I don’t know what that means but alright.”
Golden Rainbow by KrustyKreatorofKaos January 17, 2021
cocaine meatball
"Whiskers! Look what I got you!"
*waves cocaine meatball around to tease whiskers*
Inside Whiskers' mind: "Meow." (Ohmygoditsacocainemeatball).
*waves cocaine meatball around to tease whiskers*
Inside Whiskers' mind: "Meow." (Ohmygoditsacocainemeatball).
cocaine meatball by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019
crunchy sock
Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:
1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.
Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.
Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"
Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"
Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."
crunchy sock by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019
Lamow
The proper pronunciation of LMAO. Pronounced "Lum-ow" (Ow as in ow I stubbed my pinkie toe) Any other pronunciation is a capital offense, punishable by hanging.
Lamow by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019
fumblebunt
1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.
2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)
3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.
2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)
3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.
2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"
3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."
Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."
3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."
Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."
fumblebunt by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017