Fufus 

A fucking dufus; when dufus alone is just not enough

The twat I work with is a fufus that needs to be bitch slapped.

Fufus by J & D September 19, 2006

fufu shoe 

A shoe that is fake af

Friend:Bruh he got the Jordan 6 all stars
Me:Bruh thats af fufu shoe

fufu shoe by Imadick19603 March 4, 2017

Fukushima Release Valve 

The progression of the Japanese Blindfold where the groom proceeds to go further down the bride's face, and his anus envelops her nose as well, then farts spewing toxic gas out of her mouth and into the air. Results in a subsequent Howl at the Moon, and possibly what can only be known as The Hiroshima.

Note: While hilarious, this is not a recommended progression of the custom since it has resulted in pink eye and bacterial pneumonia.

I can't believe he pulled off the Fukushima Release Valve! What a lucky biride.

Fukushima Release Valve by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

fufu boy 

Gay ass nigga who uses filters on snap and bite they lips to look good in front of gullible little horny girls

Man that girl over there really loves them FuFu Boys

Princess dates a lot of FuFu Boys

fufu boy by TheeUnknownNegro August 27, 2017

Fufessional 

A fucking (or freaking) professional.

"People hear professional and think 'wow, hey that guy's special!'. No. Fufessional is the next level. Thats me."

Fufessional by funnyducky December 29, 2011

fufufu 

A Japanese term for (often evil) laughter. It is often used in manga or manga-styled scenes in anime when someone is deviously plotting something. It is mostly humorous.

And then, I'll put a tack on his chair! Fufufu...

Synonyms:
Japanese: kukuku
English/French: hahaha
Spanish: jajaja
Korean: kekeke
Chinese: hehehe
German: hihihi

fufufu by Ebullient_Emily February 15, 2008

fufuberry

The greatest soda flavor ever produced by mortal means, with 46 grams of pure cane sugar and a delicious berry flavor. It's produced by the Jones Soda Company and nearly impossible to find, but it's been spotted at Giant Foods and Albertsons. It is the best soda flavor that you will ever taste in your life.

Most historical scholars now agree that Jesus first turned water into fufuberry soda, which later spoiled into wine after the pagan masses failed to bottle it correctly.

The ancient Greeks used to call fufuberry soda "nectar," the liquid counterpart to the Gods' ambrosia.

In the late Middle Ages, Dante was so infatuated with FuFu berry soda that he wrote a 3-part epic poem in his native Italian tongue dedicated to it. It started with him lost in the dark woods of lacking the Fufu, through Hell, Purgatory and finally Heaven where he meets the holy trinity - FuFu soda, the bottle and the cap. To avoid persecution by the Roman Catholic Church, he was forced to refer to the FuFu only through a religious allegory.

Friend: "Dude, I was just standing there in line with a FuFu when this idiot walks up and asked if I wanted to buy a coke."

Me: "Either he's blind, or he's the biggest douche canoe I've ever met."

fufuberry by nphoton March 4, 2010