Fufessional

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A fucking (or freaking) professional.

"People hear professional and think 'wow, hey that guy's special!'. No. Fufessional is the next level. Thats me."

Fufessional by funnyducky December 29, 2011

Words you can keep

finessional

Professional finesse, mastered the art of finessing

"Yo boy just came up on the sack" "Oh for real? That nigga a real Finessional"

finessional by CheatCodeLo March 28, 2015

Related Words

Fufessional • Fofessional • funfessional • fauxfessional • fessional • finessional • fluffessionals • brofessional • HOfessional • professional

Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008

Ho-Fessional

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008

fluffessionals

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.

Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!

fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019

fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.

Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.

fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009

fessional

A personal that thinks that they are good at something and they are raelly not.

Man you aint no pro you just a damn fessional.

fessional by Hugh January 26, 2004

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026