Fuckupitude 

Noun - the state of being fucked up due to the attitude(s) if those involved or responsible

The United States government exists in a state of perpetual fuckupitude due to the belief held by all elected officials of any party that they should have more and more power over the electorate.

Fuckupitude by Danp513 December 31, 2019

fucktitude 

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

conglomeration of fuckitude by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Fuckitude 

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

Fuckitude by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

fucktitude 

one's attitude in which they just dont give a fuck.

Jax: "Fuck work! I'm just gonna go in today and pull a Peter Gibbons!"

Wax: "That the fucktitude! You're living the Peter Gibbons Dream."

fucktitude by JE_Klektik April 26, 2006

fuckedupitude 

a unit of measure used to determine level of stupidity in a given situation

from the Latin ~fukduptudum, originally coined by Socrates

This situation is displaying a high level of fuckedupitude.

fuckedupitude by Barney Rubble March 31, 2005

fuckuptitude 

A talent for fucking up. A portmanteau of 'fuckup' and 'aptitude' (duh!).

Don't let Joe near heavy equipment - he passed his fuckuptitude test with flying colors.

fuckuptitude by arcadiy August 22, 2016