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Fucktrain 

A fuck up so big, you could make a train out of it.
Guy 1: Bro I messed up.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I cheated on my girlfriend
Guy 2: Aw man, that's a major fucktrain
Fucktrain by tubby custard machine December 1, 2021

Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.
Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular
Fucktangular by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

fuckerino 

Someone who makes you so mad that it gets a little Italian.
"Mario boned my wife, what a little fuckerino"
fuckerino by dokesomesmank August 26, 2009

fucktraction 

when attracted to another person only for sexual reasons.
"I have a deep fucktraction to Sara!"
"man I'm so fucktracted to David!"
fucktraction by lambart January 19, 2014

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.
That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

fuckpaint 

Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climax.
Your sister swallowed my fuckpaint and loved it.
fuckpaint by biox December 27, 2005