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Fuckscarf 

A piece of clothing a stripper or hooker uses when she is giving the "good time" (the good time is when a stripper or hooker gets all fiesty with her lion). This article clothing is most often a scarf, sometimes they use this to "tie up" their man (or women im not judging anybody), but when a man uses a fuckscarf it is considered gay because we all know that men cant use fuckscarfs. These scarves often have beautiful patterns on them, the most common patterns are wangs or jugs if you know what i mean.
A: oh wow im gonna use a fuckscarf tonight
R: only if it has a nice pattern
A: oh you bet it does
R: will it make me juice?
A: of course
Fuckscarf by flying turkey October 16, 2011
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fuckscarf 

A scarf a stipper uses in a dirty act, except it is only used as an insult to another.
R: Skank.
A: Fuckscarf.
R: How could you call me something so dirty?
A: Because, that's what you are.
fuckscarf by Word master 56789 October 12, 2011

fuckcard 

/fək kahrd/

Noun.

1. A calling card for anyone whose business primarily involves fucking others, e.g. prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, etc.
2. A card from any card game designed to fuck with your head or empty your wallet.
That game might have 15% black cards and 85% white cards but they are 100% fuckcards. I'd tell you the name of the game but the fucktards that run the company had their dipshit lawyers send me a C&D letter so I can't. If you need the name of the lawyer I'm sure I have her fuckcard around here somewhere.
fuckcard by Len Bakerloo January 19, 2019

Fuckscape 

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).
*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons
Fuckscape by Calibrix January 23, 2013

fuckstart 

To produce energy in another person by forcefully inserting your penis into an available opening on someone's body.
If you don't get out of bed now I'ma go over there and fuckstart your skull!
fuckstart by DeezNutz April 9, 2003

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head 

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
The shallow and imaginary status that one gives them self after having intercourse with another person (preferably ending with an orgasm for both parties).

Also check Val Cain song "Fuckstar"
"I gave that girl 3 orgasm's, I'm such a fuckstar."
Fuckstar by Daisy Vegass September 24, 2009
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