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fuckcard 

/fək kahrd/

Noun.

1. A calling card for anyone whose business primarily involves fucking others, e.g. prostitutes, politicians, lawyers, etc.
2. A card from any card game designed to fuck with your head or empty your wallet.
That game might have 15% black cards and 85% white cards but they are 100% fuckcards. I'd tell you the name of the game but the fucktards that run the company had their dipshit lawyers send me a C&D letter so I can't. If you need the name of the lawyer I'm sure I have her fuckcard around here somewhere.
fuckcard by Len Bakerloo January 19, 2019
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fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.
"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"
Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Fuckward 

Neither forward nor backward but exactly towards the specific direction of getting fucked.
The pilot of 9/11 plane: Where are we exactly headed?
Co-pilot: fuckward.
Fuckward by AdilShah July 12, 2022

Team-Killing Fucktard 

A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).

Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.

Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
You shot Church, you Team-Killing Fucktard!

Fucktardis 

A person that is an even bigger fucktard than they appear to be from the outside.
I thought he was a fucktard, until I got to know him better. Turns out he is more of a fucktardis than I could possibly have imagined.
Fucktardis by Harry Scrote September 24, 2010