Kristie and "the guy" left quite a fuckpuddle and even the cat wasn't absorbent enough to soak that up.
by dbag3 July 13, 2010
Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.
Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)
by Siodhachan July 26, 2011
A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.
by OISOISOIS May 30, 2009
1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.
2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.
2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.
1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?
2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.
2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.
by tha malcontent March 30, 2005