Frakpuddle

The resulting puddle of excretion left behind after a cream pie

He tossed her a rag so she could clean the frakpuddle of the sheets

by Gangis666 September 6, 2017

frauddler

a toddler spawned by a couple with a history of committing fraudulant acts

look out for that frauddler, both his parents haev been to prison twice for identity theft!!
twytch: oh what a cute frauddler! how old is he?
spyder: old enough to start teaching him the fine art of a manufacturing fradulant identification credentials!!!
if we had a frauddler together he'd put visa out of business!!

by twytch April 11, 2008

fuckpuddle

Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.

Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.

We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)

by Siodhachan July 26, 2011

Fagpuddle

Noun; Adjective: The small pool of feces and semen that leaks out of a homosexual mans asshole after sexual intercourse.

Adjective:

Person 1: Did you hear what Charlie Sheen said last week
Person 2: Yea i did that guy is a Fagpuddle if i ever saw one

Noun:

Fag A: Oh my god you pounded my ass last night
Fag B: You know that Fagpuddle must have been 12 inches
Fag A: Thats not the only thing thats 12 inches

by Malent October 24, 2011

Frapaddle

A frapaddle is a cat that is on drugs, usually marijuana or methamphetamine. The cat will often fall off of high places such as a rooftop, and will not be able to retain its balance.

Person 1 - "Dude, I saw a frapaddle the other day!"
Person 2 - "Really? Did it get hurt?"
Person 1 - "Yeah, I think it broke it's leg"

by Dr. Limb October 14, 2013

fuckpuddle

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.

That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.

by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuckpuddle

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.

1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.

by tha malcontent March 29, 2005