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Frakpuddle 

The resulting puddle of excretion left behind after a cream pie
He tossed her a rag so she could clean the frakpuddle of the sheets
Frakpuddle by Gangis666 September 6, 2017
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frauddler 

a toddler spawned by a couple with a history of committing fraudulant acts
look out for that frauddler, both his parents haev been to prison twice for identity theft!!
twytch: oh what a cute frauddler! how old is he?
spyder: old enough to start teaching him the fine art of a manufacturing fradulant identification credentials!!!
if we had a frauddler together he'd put visa out of business!!
frauddler by twytch April 11, 2008

fuckpuddle 

Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.
Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.

We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)
fuckpuddle by Siodhachan July 26, 2011
Noun; Adjective: The small pool of feces and semen that leaks out of a homosexual mans asshole after sexual intercourse.
Adjective:

Person 1: Did you hear what Charlie Sheen said last week
Person 2: Yea i did that guy is a Fagpuddle if i ever saw one

Noun:

Fag A: Oh my god you pounded my ass last night
Fag B: You know that Fagpuddle must have been 12 inches
Fag A: Thats not the only thing thats 12 inches
Fagpuddle by Malent October 24, 2011

Frapaddle 

A frapaddle is a cat that is on drugs, usually marijuana or methamphetamine. The cat will often fall off of high places such as a rooftop, and will not be able to retain its balance.
Person 1 - "Dude, I saw a frapaddle the other day!"
Person 2 - "Really? Did it get hurt?"
Person 1 - "Yeah, I think it broke it's leg"
Frapaddle by Dr. Limb October 14, 2013

fuckpuddle 

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.
That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.
fuckpuddle by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009

fuckpuddle 

1.) In Political Debate, an Idiot. It came to me when Debating an especially Irritating Liberal on a message board.

2.) The mess left after vaginal sex.
1.)Are you Ignorant, or simply Dishonest about the Election, fuckpuddle?

2.)Don't forget a towel, I don't want to leave a fuckpuddle on this pool table.
fuckpuddle by tha malcontent March 29, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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