Fuckledump

A rotten vagina that is so floppy that it looks like a soggy ham sandwich

Damn, look at that fuckledump.

by Dlopyiuop June 6, 2015

fuckedupedness

1. The state of being surrounded by totally fucked up shit.
2. Being consumed by a crowd of people who don't have a clue.
3. Only moments from having to deal with law enforcement because of others dumb-ass actions.

Dave- "Dude we gotta go, this party is hittin a hard 8 on the fuckedupedness scale"

Scott- "No shit, you can smell the fuckedupedness in the air. It's only a matter of time before the man shows up"

by TEXDOC July 8, 2006

dysfunctional fuckedupness

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

fuckedupness

Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up.
2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas 1 (above) shows a specific level to which something is fucked up.
3. The level to which someone is intoxicated.
4. The degree to which something is unfair or detrimental to someone.

Fuckedupness is a noun, where as fucked up itself is an adjective.

Example for #1 above: The level of fuckedupness at the company was higher than usual.

Example for #2 above: The Bush presidency suffers from fuckedupness.

Example for #3 above: John drank so many beers his level of fuckedupness was off the Breathalyzer.

Example for #4 above: The fuckedupness of one's whole family dying in a car wreck is incalculable

by Charles Dalmas December 24, 2008

Fuckedupedness

n. The state or quality of being fucked up.

It's difficult to believe the sheer fuckedupedness of this situation.

by The Son of God April 17, 2006

Fuckedupness

1: The perpetual state of bein' straight fucked up. Constantly engaging in, or provoking, socially and morally unacceptable situations. 2: The after effects of ones mental state subsequent to years of copious drug use and alcoholism.

Pip: "Say Charles, wouldn't you agree that the elderly homeless chap in the courtyard exudes quite an agglomeration of fuckedupness?"
Charles: "Yes, quite, a rather whopping agglomeration of fuckedupness indeed."

Shateefa: "I'm tellin' you guwrl, you aint gonna balee dis. Tanisha slept wit her mama new man, AND bof her sistas husbands too!"
Laquisha: "Damn guwrl! Dats some fuckedupness!"

by The Paisley Pistol July 3, 2009

Fuckedupigkeit

Fuckedupigkeit is the term for the special kind of drunkenness/stonedness that one achieves while on Erasmus/Foreign Exchange Program in Germany.

It should be one's aim to constantly be in a state of Fuckedupigkeit whilst undertaking such an exchange program, whereby you can blame all ridiculous, embarassing, and/or reckless behaviours on Fuckedupigkeit.

Let's drink 3 bottles of Jaegermeister to achieve Fuckedupigkeit / Lass uns 3 Flaschen Jaeger runtermachen, um Fuckedupigkeit zu erreichen!

I couldn't help it, it was the Fuckedupigkeit/ Ich konnte nichts dafür, das war halt die Fuckedupigkeit

by Jaegermeisterin December 21, 2010