Fuckitarian

A vegetarian who does a moral 180' in their concern for the treatment of animals after being traumatized by an animal themselves. A fuckitarian will only eat the meat of animals that have been systematically tortured for a majority of their lives (e.g., veal or Subway teriyaki chicken where the chickens were continuously molested by Jared from when they hatched until they killed themselves).

Ken decided to become a fuckitarian after a bird shit in his last beer

by Nigel Sanchez July 3, 2016

fucktardian

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.

You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fuckatarian

fuckatarian: a person who excessively uses the word "fuck"

Met a lady at the store today looking for worm medication for her kittens. Couldn't stop laughing as she spewed off that the "fucking" store was out of the "fucking" dewormer and how she'd "fucking" have to go to "fucking" Walmart because no "fucking" store around here "fucking " carries what the "fuck" she's "fucking" looking for. Awesome day meeting a fellow fuckatarian!

by Jointgurl August 17, 2016

fungitarian

-someone who eats only fungus

-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou attitudes about food

Tom:"I'm a vegan. I won't eat anything that can feel pain."

Dick: "Why do you hate vegetables so much? I'm a fungitarian: for breakfast I had a cremini and shiitake smoothie."

by monsterwurm May 28, 2010

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

Fucktardian

A collection of people who are absolute fucking retards. Usually applies to family and, thus, a clan.

Jim - we have to go see the fucktardians (my parents) again.

by Reverend Felcher November 28, 2012

Fucktardians

Fucktardians is 2 or more Fucktards in one place at the same time, An unorganized race of the lowest level of human organisms, A Hybrid Of Cross Breeding ASS CLOWNS/SPECIAL OLYMPIC DISQUALIFIED PARTICIPANTS..

Dude! “Look at those FUCKTARDIANS! “ They think Catching the Javalin is a Real Special Olympic Event”😳

by 🔥STR8 FIRE BMM🔥 September 3, 2018