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-someone who eats only fungus

-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou attitudes about food
Tom:"I'm a vegan. I won't eat anything that can feel pain."

Dick: "Why do you hate vegetables so much? I'm a fungitarian: for breakfast I had a cremini and shiitake smoothie."
by monsterwurm May 28, 2010
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