Fuckheadism

Fuckheadism. All men are fuckheads, the degree to which they are a fuckhead is the only thing that differs. Fuckheadism is a disease that is carried by, spread by, and contracted by men. It is terminal - 100% mortality rates. The unfortunate thing about Fuckheadism is that it doesn't reduce their lifespan.

Example 1
Girl 1: Hey, look at that guy! He's got Fuckheadism!
Girl 2: How do you know that?
Girl 1: Because he's male! All males have Fuckheadism!

Example 2
Girl 1: I wish my ex boyfriend would just DIE.
Girl 2: Sorry hun, he can't. Unfortunately Fuckheadism doesn't reduce the male species' lifespan.

by hammotime October 17, 2011

FUCKHEADS

Asshole's that don't respect your privacy and annoy you with unwanted texts, Emails, phonecalls, voicemails and visits.

I wish there wasn't so many FUCKHEADS in my life, sometimes I just want to be left alone.

by jpg3 December 3, 2010

Fast And The Fuckheads

a group of kids (usually ricers) who drive up and down roads looking for a race, but have nothing to back it up with (besides decals and $9.99 Autozone mods.)

Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"

Who are The Fast And The Fuckheads trying to impress? Everyone knows he pulls 19s in his Civic, at best.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003

fake news fuckheads

45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.

C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

Case of the Fuckheads

n. used to refer to a transient episode of stupidity or incompetence. Usually, a subject afflicted with a Case of the Fuckheads, is not a fuckhead the rest of the time, though some people more susceptible to repeat infection. If the condition becomes permanent, the subject has developed Fuckhead Syndrome.

Jim had a Case of the Fuckheads yesterday, but today he's gotten much better.

Dont' talk to Susan right now. She's having a case of the fuckheads.

John's had a really stubborn case of the fuckheads recently. I'm starting to wonder if he's got Fuckhead Syndrome.

Sorry I forgot to pick you up from the airport yesterday. I was having a case of the fuckheads.

by Angla December 14, 2012

Fuckheads in Duckheads

An expression that refers to a large gathering of preppie college guys usually in Duckhead khakis or cutt-offs. Often they are in Greek associations and are rather stuck-up.

I wanted to see the new band at the bar last night but I couldn't get in. THe place was packed with Fuckheads in Duckheads.

by Paul August 23, 2004

FUCKheidimarcz

Adjective for a socialite connected to LA, OC, and NYC scenes. Person who tends to strictly associate with the heirarchy of east and west coast social scenes.

"Oh my god. You were in LA last weekend, and NYC this weekend? Thats so FUCKheidimarcz of you."

by Albertine September 12, 2005