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Fuckfoot 

An inconsiderate asshole who never sits down, who incessantly paces, pounds, and slams their feet into the floor, and lives in the apartment above you.
"Great. Fuckfoot upstairs just got home..."
Fuckfoot by Porgmundr May 24, 2023
The portfolio kept of all the people one has fucked.
"Last night we compared fuckfolios. His was like ten times the size of mine!"
fuckfolio by Cashewdick October 14, 2009

fucktool 

1. Contraction of "fucking tool."

2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.
Your snotty cousin is a total fucktool.
fucktool by LoudMatt July 28, 2006

Fuckfold 

An alternative name for the sex position mating press. A form of missionary where the bottoms legs are folded and pressed to their chest while the top fucks downward. (Possible for both vaginal and anal).
"My boyfriend put me in a fuckfold last night, I've never cum so hard!"

"We tried doing the fuckfold the other day, whoever said sex isn't exercise was lying!"
Fuckfold by Fuego Ekati January 6, 2021

Fucktool  

I shoved my fucktool up her ass.
Fucktool by Fuzzy Moo May 24, 2007

Fuckfood 

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.
"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"
Fuckfood by K9 Klub July 12, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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