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Fuckfoot 

An inconsiderate asshole who never sits down, who incessantly paces, pounds, and slams their feet into the floor, and lives in the apartment above you.
"Great. Fuckfoot upstairs just got home..."
Fuckfoot by Porgmundr May 24, 2023
The portfolio kept of all the people one has fucked.
"Last night we compared fuckfolios. His was like ten times the size of mine!"
fuckfolio by Cashewdick October 14, 2009

fucktool 

1. Contraction of "fucking tool."

2. Someone utterly lacking social skills; a complete asshole; dickhead; douchebag.
Your snotty cousin is a total fucktool.
fucktool by LoudMatt July 28, 2006

Fuckfold 

An alternative name for the sex position mating press. A form of missionary where the bottoms legs are folded and pressed to their chest while the top fucks downward. (Possible for both vaginal and anal).
"My boyfriend put me in a fuckfold last night, I've never cum so hard!"

"We tried doing the fuckfold the other day, whoever said sex isn't exercise was lying!"
Fuckfold by Fuego Ekati January 6, 2021

Fucktool  

I shoved my fucktool up her ass.
Fucktool by Fuzzy Moo May 24, 2007

Fuckfood 

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.
"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"
Fuckfood by K9 Klub July 12, 2017