An inconsiderate asshole who never sits down, who incessantly paces, pounds, and slams their feet into the floor, and lives in the apartment above you.

"Great. Fuckfoot upstairs just got home..."

Fuckfoot by Porgmundr May 24, 2023

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Fuckfood

The simple definition is that you are saying "that is really fucking dumb" or something along that line. You cannot use it for obvious stupid things like you can't go to the park because your mom said so, more like your friend is being a bitch and won't let you in their house.

"Jimbo won't let us swim at his house because he's watching his niece again."

"That's fuckfood"

"That really is"

Fuckfood by K9 Klub July 12, 2017

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Fuckoondra

That kid in the back of your bus that’s addicted to vaping through their anal tubes

Yo Gary’s a real fuckoondra

Ya he never lets me anal vape

Fuckoondra by CoreyTech January 28, 2019

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Fuckfoundered

1. A disability in which, a male or female can fuck so much In a few consequitive days that they no longer have the ability to walk in any comprehensible normal fashion.

2. Originated in cattle country,(typically Montana or Oklahoma),a founder is actual condition in which a horse eats so damn much nutrient rich grass or another available food source, that it gets blood to its hooves and can no longer walk or be trimmed, and it's hooves can grow outta control and you just have to (put it down). "End its life". Ok, kill it to put it outta its misery.

Kid A, "Hey jimmy, you see Angie and Brett try to walk to gym class this afternoon?
Kid B, " yeah bro. Took them ten minutes to get to lockers. I think they both Fuckfoundered over the long weekend".

Kid A, we gunna have to put 'em down?
Kid B, no bra, they just need some orange juice and a cookie.

Kid A, wish I could Fuckfounder instead of fist Fuckfounder. I need myself a partner.

Fuckfoundered by maddog65 March 6, 2016

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