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fuckflop

n. Something that is both fucked and a flop. Can be used to describe people or events.
That party was a total fuckflop.
He is a fuckflop.
by Pandawhale February 8, 2010
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Fuckflop

When a guy goes soft during sexual intercourse
"Babe, oh shit, I think I just fuckflopped…it's like a sad little slug…it's not helping that your mom's here either…"
by sorryeh November 27, 2014
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fuckalope

Any annoying individual may be referred to as a fuckalope however the term is usually used while driving. Dealing with an individual who is driving slow on the interstate, stopping at yeild signs, or slowing down for pedestrians is likely to provoke the use of this fine word.
Slow driver - "Stop tailgating me!"

Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"
by Cumpster March 19, 2008
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fuckalope

fuckalope is a stupid motherfucker usually on our nation's interstate system that drives in the fastlane and goes really fucking slow and won't get the fuck over
you fuckalope get outta my way
by Terry January 30, 2004
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fuckslop

A slang term for semen. Also known as jizz, jism, cum, dickslop, plate of oysters etc.
I was having sexual relations and I released my fuckslop.
by epic aka the drizzle July 7, 2004
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fuckflip

Derived from skateboarding. A 'fuckflip' is a move a where you skate as fast as you can, towards another person, slamming yourself down on the skateboard and kicking the board out from under you at the target's crotch, head, or chest. This will cause immense pain for either a male of female target.
"tell her you'll bust a fuckflip and hit the wheels into her skull..."

or

"That kid is such a douche bag we should go give him a fuckflip.
Not with my new deck man!"
by Zeke Rivanian January 4, 2009
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Fuckflock

1. (n.) a gang, group or large gathering.

2. (n.) an orgy or large group preforming sexual pleasures ;)
Example:
1. Are you going to the fuckflock with Amanda and Melissa tonight?
by Mel-DAWG ;) May 30, 2011
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