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n. Something that is both fucked and a flop. Can be used to describe people or events.
That party was a total fuckflop.
He is a fuckflop.
fuckflop by Pandawhale February 8, 2010
Words you can keep
When a guy goes soft during sexual intercourse
"Babe, oh shit, I think I just fuckflopped…it's like a sad little slug…it's not helping that your mom's here either…"
Fuckflop by sorryeh November 27, 2014
Any annoying individual may be referred to as a fuckalope however the term is usually used while driving. Dealing with an individual who is driving slow on the interstate, stopping at yeild signs, or slowing down for pedestrians is likely to provoke the use of this fine word.
Slow driver - "Stop tailgating me!"

Correct response - "Shut the fuck up you fuck-faced fuckalope! Get your ass in the slow lane!"
fuckalope by Cumpster March 19, 2008
fuckalope is a stupid motherfucker usually on our nation's interstate system that drives in the fastlane and goes really fucking slow and won't get the fuck over
you fuckalope get outta my way
fuckalope by Terry January 30, 2004

fuckslop 

A slang term for semen. Also known as jizz, jism, cum, dickslop, plate of oysters etc.
I was having sexual relations and I released my fuckslop.
Derived from skateboarding. A 'fuckflip' is a move a where you skate as fast as you can, towards another person, slamming yourself down on the skateboard and kicking the board out from under you at the target's crotch, head, or chest. This will cause immense pain for either a male of female target.
"tell her you'll bust a fuckflip and hit the wheels into her skull..."

or

"That kid is such a douche bag we should go give him a fuckflip.
Not with my new deck man!"
fuckflip by Zeke Rivanian January 4, 2009
1. (n.) a gang, group or large gathering.

2. (n.) an orgy or large group preforming sexual pleasures ;)
Example:
1. Are you going to the fuckflock with Amanda and Melissa tonight?
Fuckflock by Mel-DAWG ;) May 30, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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