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(Noun.) A Condom. Or any other rubber contraceptive.
Idiot1: "Yo that party last night was off the hook!"
Idiot2: "Naw, I ended up with the clap 'cause I didn't wear a fuckermit. Worst party of my life"
Idiot1: "You're an idiot."
Fuckermit by NeonIdol February 15, 2007
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fuckerino 

Someone who makes you so mad that it gets a little Italian.
"Mario boned my wife, what a little fuckerino"
fuckerino by dokesomesmank August 26, 2009

fuckermouth 

fuckermouth one who is a fucker and runs their mouth constantly a vulgar and offensive alternative to calling someone a motor mouth
dude wheres my 50 dollars you owe me

man if i had 50 dollars i would not give it to you

dude shut up fuckermouth i did not ask for your wiseass comment any way

wow man youre really uptight

dude what did you expect from me fuckermouth

ok man i get you
fuckermouth by littlejimmie September 13, 2019

fuckerette 

a fucker with a pair of boobs and a vagina. fucker meaning someone who fucks you, pisses you off, you love, or you just feel like calling them that.
grampa: "hey little johnny why dont you invite fucker over for dinner?"
little johnny: "youre stupid grampa...she has boobs so shes a fuckerette!"
grampa: "ah touché"
fuckerette by gmangotswagga February 15, 2009

fuckarist/fuckerist 

(noun) Any person(s) who practices and/or studies the arts of Fuckery.
A lifelong learner of all the deceits and various wickedness that come from fuckery, Betsy was truly a fuckarist/fuckerist to the core.
Fuckerati (pl.) is a portmanteau, pointing to the sexual version of literati, or intellectuals.
Fuckerati are the intellectuals of sex, meaning they belong to the elite caste of those experienced and knowledgeable in the most esoteric and complex ways of sex. Basically they are the know-it-alls of sex.

Singular: Fuckerat (outdated and rarely used)
Boy: That couple supposedly did all of KamaSutra and Tantic Sex in one night and still want more.
Girl: Yeah, they are famous fuckerati. Maybe we should swing with them, you'd learn a thing or two.
fuckerati by fuckerat May 16, 2009

Intermittent Fuckeries

Engaging in activities for a short period of time half-heartedly.
The Gymbro who lifts hard and eats right for 3 weeks and then doesn't bother for the rest of the year.

'Dude, Joey is always engaging in intermittent fuckeries. He trained hard for 2 weeks and then fucked off'

'Dude, Joey is such an intermittent fucker, he trained for like 3 weeks and hasn't bothered since'
Intermittent Fuckeries by Adam LDN September 9, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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