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Fucktrumpet

Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.
/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.
by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015
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Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.
/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.
by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015
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n. one who makes mouth-noises resembling fornicating with a brass musical instrument.
c'mon man don't be a fucktrumpet

Wow seth mcfarlane was being a serious fucktrumpet on the oscars
by acualy-is-tuba-palyer February 25, 2013
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Noun
Origin: 2014, to refer to white, male politicians who only care about obtaining power and control

2016 Usage: The term has become a suitable replacement for "fuckboy" or "douchebag", particularly because the former is a more generalized insult and the latter can be interpreted as insulting toward women.

A fucktrumpet is a person, generally male, who socially engages with people just for the purpose of obtaining power, pride, and a sense of control. This typically involves sex and relationships.

The archetype for the fucktrumpet is any man who entertains another male/female for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure. Most commonly, a fucktrumpet will rope someone into a relationship as a means to stabilizing their uninteresting life, only to use them up and throw them out when the next fancy comes along. Lying, cheating, and bullshitting are the most effective weapons utilized by the average fucktrumpet.

If you come across a fucktrumpet, you will be alerted by a few distinctive features:
1) Neck chains and fancy lighters

2) Usually prefers 1 on 1 engagements with people. Bullshit is easy to sell when you're not among large groups.
3) Lives with their parents, but are over 25. Typically this results from their inability to be socially adept at holding even a job at McDonalds.
4) Dresses in $50 t-shirts
5) Insults people who are clearly more intellectual, classy, and successful
6) Can't remember the name of their date when they bring her to the party/club
Susan has difficulty trusting men in her life because she was screwed over by a series of fucktrumpets.
by Grezkev October 7, 2016
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A super awkward guy that stands around staring at hot chicks with a boner.
Phoenix is such a fucktrumpet. Look at him standing there staring with a boner.
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When circumstances or management seem ridiculously out of control or unorganised
That idiot running this place is a total fucktrump dickhead
by As I understand it Charlie March 20, 2017
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Variations: fucktrumped; fucktrumping; fucktrumper

1: to engage in a sexual action or behavior which is perceived to be of varied value (higher or lower) or enact such action upon another, prior or following another, in response to or as preventative action against another.

2: a loud proclamation or excitable utterance which denotes a sexual act of the previously aforementioned nature. Tense may be altered to aford further definition as to whether an act as such has happened, will happen, is wanted or desired or is happening.

3: a term used to describe a feeling of malaise. (Particularly in the United States of America)
1. Thurston thought highly of his sexual prowess until he heard that Reginald could fucktrump his wife's clam with more diligence than he. (Thurtson got fucktrumped; Reginald is a successful fucktrumper and has fucktrumped Thurston's wife's clam from him for the foreseeable future if all other factors be equal)

2. "I want you to fucktrump my ass! I need a good fucktrumping!" Thurston's wife whispers to Reginald.

2b: "The duration of carnal penetrations perpetrated upon your wife prior to making my acquaintance received no accolades. A fucktrumping of great proportions did I pummel her clam with!" Said Reginald to Thurston.

2c: "FUCKTRUMP!!" Reginald screamed as he muddled Thurtston's wife's Clamato purse. (Similar to any grunt or noise made at the "money shot" moment in pornographic films.)

3: Whilst dwelling on the recent elopement of his wife with a man of unparalleled virility Thurston wept and gloomily kicked rocks down the alley muttering "Fucktrump. Fucktrump."
by Baldbryan6 February 14, 2017
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