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"Turt" is a simple dumbed down and more derpy version of turtle. Dunno where the other definitions got their knowledge, but its incorrect, turt = turtle.
by podonok April 26, 2021
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a slow person, retarded originated from turtle
you a slow ass turt.
by Yung Ron April 6, 2006
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Oh goodness! Gregory, clean up that turt that your pet turtle Madison just laid on my shirt.

Is that a dead bug floating in the water or is it just a turt?

Come Raphael, lets beat Michaelangelo with his own nun-chucks for clogging up our toilet with that monstrous turt!
by TMNTLUKE July 13, 2009
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A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.
Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent
Person 2: turt
by DKLONE July 30, 2007
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A little kid just leaving the toddler stage. They can walk but haven’t mastered it yet. Turt is masculine only, it cannot be used to define a little girl. The feminine version may be submitted if this gets accepted.
That little turt doesn’t have to worry about anything.

That’s one of the most adorable turts I’ve ever seen.

I’ve got several turts back at home.
by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020
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I've been holding it so long, I hope I dont turt
by Jonmanuel February 9, 2010
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To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.
"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."

"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."
by JaySelway February 27, 2008
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