Fuckatility

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The total amount of fucks one has in their aresenal of giving fucks.

I don't have the fuckatility to even handle you Jessica.

Fuckatility by Statefarmjake January 1, 2017

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Fucktality

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Related Words

Fuckatility • fuckability • fuckability factor • Fucktility • fucktivity • Fucktality • fuckabilitiness • Fuckality • Fucksability • fucksticity

fuckabilitiness

The probability of someone getting fucked.

Fred:Hey Ferdi, what is the fuckabilitiness of that girl?
Ferdi:Man what the hell is that, her fuckability is 90%.

In this example, we see that the girl's fuckibilitiness is 90%.

fuckabilitiness by Ferdi Tackinlar December 9, 2007

fuckability

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

fuckability by sublimal June 26, 2004

funkability

a widely used term to describe the degree to which a song can get you into the funk

James Brown had many hits which exuded a high degree of funkability. The songs made you want to dance and groove.

funkability by TravelBavaria February 28, 2008

Fuckability Factor

To possess the combined qualities of physical attraction and sexual desire in someone's opinion.

The guy I went on a date with last night was super nice, good personality, fairly attractive, good conversation, but the fuckability factor just wasn't there for me.

Fuckability Factor by Joanne Polniaczek July 13, 2016

fucktivity

A scale of ones inhebriated self. To exceed your consumption of alcohol limit and step into a whole new deminision of drunkenness. wasted,drunk,smashed,fucked up

I am fucked up beyond all fucktivity. I have stepped into a whole new stage of fucktivity.

fucktivity by awilde1 September 21, 2006

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026