gone pear-shaped

When the majority of things appear to be negative. Like the shape of a pear, the majority is at the bottom (bad) and little is at the top (good).

I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I just got evicted. Life has just gone pear-shaped.

by sublimal June 28, 2004

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ping me

Typically said on IRC when someone wants to find out how fast their internet response is. People reading this should then PING the person requesting.

<luser> Arg! my network sucks this morning.
<luser> ping me
/ctcp luser ping
luser PING reply: 84 secs

by sublimal June 25, 2004

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Something added in addition to a product to make it appear better value for money.

Windows 98 had many value added utilities on its CD in the VALUEADD directory.

by sublimal June 04, 2004

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I'd sure like a GBJ from her.

by sublimal June 25, 2004

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Computer term abbreviation for Authorization. See also AuthN

The mod_auth project provides authn and authz modules for the apache httpd.

by sublimal June 04, 2004

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One who takes advantages of whatever opportunites confront them.

My brother is really opportunistic. He's only 25 and already the CEO of an international company.

by sublimal June 04, 2004

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A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.

by sublimal June 26, 2004

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