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Someone you fuck or want to fuck, that's a mom. Also used as a general derogatory term.
Look at that hot FuckMom over there.
Where's your FuckMom?
What up, FuckMom?
FuckMom by Jay Jay Mix November 29, 2009
Words you can keep

fuckbomb 

when your treasure hunting skills are anal and you hit your crush's neighbor's double glaze windows and pay 1k for compensation
bro how did u manage to fuckbomb Aleah's neighbors, I thought we had the right house
fuckbomb by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023
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One day, this girl kept misspelling Fuckin to fuckom. The dictionary in her phone finally changed Fuckin to Fuckom, so it caught on, and now we all say "Fuckom" instead of "Fuckin".
This fuckom dog wont gtfo.

fuckmothering 

adverb or adjective.

Generally a more intense form of motherfucking, used when the subject of your disdain has exceeded the contempt expressible with motherfucker.
John Howard is a cunt.
Tony Blair is a motherfucking cunt.
George W. Bush is a fuckmothering cunt.
fuckmothering by wyldwyl April 15, 2008

fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation
Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.
fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009

fuckmymom 

When you get pissed you say FUCKMYMOM and they ususally will if they arent a pussy
dude you suck...dude fuckmymom
fuckmymom by FUCKMYFACETOMARS September 6, 2010

Fuckmotherfuck

A random joining of 'fuck', 'mother' and 'motherfucker', displaying the somewhat flustered behavior of a swearing individual. Used under duress.
-Joe bangs his leg on the desk-.

Joe: fuckmotherfuck!
Fuckmotherfuck by Raidenx348 June 2, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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