Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

Fuck-Muppet by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

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Fuck Muppet

A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.

Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"

Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."

Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"

Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."

Fuck Muppet by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006

Related Words

Handless Fuck-Muppet • fuckmuppet • muppet fuck • fuckmuppetry • Fuckpuppetry • fuckpuppety • Fuckuppet • Fuck Puppet • fuck • fuck tard

Fuck Muppet

one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain

Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.

Fuck Muppet by Mr Quigley April 27, 2007

fuck muppet

A varient of fuck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.

Bob is such a fuck monkey.
Dammit, shut up John you fuck monkey!

fuck muppet by Super Balkan Warrior June 16, 2004

Fuck Muppet

An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.

Hey Tony, come here; get a load of this fuck muppet.

Hey, fuck muppet!

Fuck Muppet by Guy swordington June 6, 2019

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

Handless Fuck-Muppet by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.

" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.

Muppet Fuck by PinkBootie October 8, 2010

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"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."

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