Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.

" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.

by PinkBootie October 7, 2010

Muppet Fuck

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.

That guys such a muppet fuck

by newky2k May 13, 2006

Muppet Fucking

When the female partner screams like Miss Piggy while being penetrated during sexual intercourse.

Drew was muppet fucking Jennie Thursday night in Bitely!

by squal_al August 5, 2007

muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019

Fuck Muppet

A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.

Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"

Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."

Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"

Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."

by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006

Fuck Muppet

one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain

Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.

by Mr Quigley April 19, 2007