Fuckuppet 

When a fuppet fucks up it's a fuckuppet.

"Bob was always fuckuppeting, but then he was going out with a tarty fuppet"

Fuckuppet by Groovy October 21, 2003

Fuckupery  

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.

The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.

Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

fuckmuppet 

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

fuckmuppet by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

Fuckmuppet 

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

Fuckmuppet by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

Fuckupper 

The person in your circle of friends who is always fucking things up.

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.

Fuckupper by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014

Carnival of Fuckupery 

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.

The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

Carnival of Fuckupery by BJ Himself February 3, 2009

fuctuplets 

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die.
Also known as "freaklitters"

"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

fuctuplets by ratscabies February 2, 2009