fuck one 

When you are unconcerned, this is something you don't give.

I don't give fuck one whether this is Ajax or whether it's Comet cleaner, it isn't going up my nose.

fuck one by salaciousbarkingbrunette December 16, 2008

Fuck one time 

Fuck the Police

"I'm sippin on 2 cups at one time and I thank God I can say Fuck one time"
-Lil Wayne

"Shootin at the Cops, Fuck one time"
-Rick Ross

Fuck one time by Dwizzy November 14, 2010

you fuck one goat 

This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.

An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.

Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

you fuck one goat by Ageofchronic January 6, 2017

..You fuck one donkey! 

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

..You fuck one donkey! by penisshakes October 9, 2024

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey 

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey by penisshakes December 8, 2023

one fuck whip 

you fuck once, you're whipped

yo where's jack???

he got one fuck whipped last week and now he's engaged!!!

one fuck whip by duck agus December 29, 2011

Fuck Thev One Fuck 

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Fuck Thev One Fuck by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025