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Fuck off Cunt 

Australian term mainly used to disagree. Different tones can denote different meanings to the term i.e... Angry tone- "Fuck off Cunt" translates to- Please remove yourself from my direct area and deafen me with your silence before confrontation escalates.....
Subtle or even happy voice, Example... Someone tells an untruthful story, the response "haha Fuck off Cunt" Translates to- I find your factless story somewhat humorous although I know its untrue, But I hold you in such high regard I give you the honour of referring to you as Cunt. In Australia, when you call someone a cunt they're your mate...Call someone mate they're a cunt.
Out late at Pub and blind. Someone starts talking shit to your Mrs and goes to far, refuses to go away amicably so harsher directions required (angry voice) "FUCK OFF CUNT"

Young bloke says "hooked up with a 10/10 on tinder last night, and she keeps msging wanting more(subtle/ happy voice)"Haha fuck off cunt"..
Fuck off Cunt by Draw Enak June 30, 2018
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fuck off cunt as if 

An Australian term used to emphasise how you question one's statement. However, depending on one's tone and context, it may denote other meanings.
Angry confrontation with police officer;
Officer: "Um sir you were doing 50 in a 40 zone"
Wayno: "FUCK OFF CUNT as if"

Social gathering with friends and acquaintances:
Jono: "....then I fucked Julians mum"
Stevo: "hahaha fuck off cunt as if"
fuck off cunt as if by VVhorez October 15, 2020

Fuck Off You Cunt 

When someone is being bothered by a certain someone and is starting to get really pissed off and wants them to just go away or shut up.
Michal: "It is a verb then"
Patryczku: "Michalku, just Fuck Off You Cunt"

Fuck off you cunt 

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.
Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"
Fuck off you cunt by Labiosexon February 3, 2020

You stupid cunt, fuck off 

what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)

Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026