Fuck bed

Fuck Bed
When staying in hotel room with 2 beds ONE is designated for fucking and one is dedicated for sleeping. This is for the purpose of keeping all of your sex juices in one place and having a clean place to sleep afterward.

“Oh no no!! Don’t sit there, that’s the fuck bed...it’s covered in hot wet spots!!!”

by PixieGirl1973 March 21, 2019

fuck-bed supreme

A bed that has seen a lot of pus or johnsons without having the sheets washed.

I went over some strippers house a couple weeks ago and noticed that one of them had a fuck-bed supreme

by Kitie Write February 27, 2010

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 08, 2004

Fuck To Bed

to pass the fuck out, usually after all day of drinking and doin drugs.

"ay wheres duncan dude"?

"he's fuck to bed doh"

by Ricardo II December 25, 2008

bed-fuck

to cut a hole roughly the size of your penis in a bed and masturbate by putting your penis in it.

God I had a great bed-fuck last night

by -JK- October 16, 2006

Bed fucking

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉

Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking

by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018

Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"

Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.

by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017